Strength: you’re doing it right

Strength is a word of a million meanings, and just because I’m not as physically strong as I once was, that’s not to say I’m weak.  Just because I cry or have meltdowns, it doesn’t mean I’m emotionally weak.  My definition of strength has changed a little over the past few years.

Strength is:


Dragging my balls across the floor while wearing stylish sweatpants.


Pondering life’s greatest question: Are farts afraid of deodorizing spray?


Making this guy laugh.


Falling without breaking something!


Eating stuff I’ll regret later.


Gaining 20 pounds.


And then losing 30.


Kicking ass at Trivia Crack after dilaudid.


Not getting car sick in the ambulance.


Perfecting the art of distraction.


Drinking poison.


Drinking beer.


Being a weirdo.


Being a wife.


Maintaining my sense of humor.

Now it’s your turn!  I challenge you to flaunt your strengths. Post pictures, make a list, make a video, or whatever you want.  Show the world how awesome you are! 🙂


15 thoughts on “Strength: you’re doing it right

  1. You put a lot of thought and work into this — I really enjoyed it. Especially the wedding photo. True love is so cute. 🙂

    But I just ate 3 dilly bars from Dairy Queen and I can’t think right now…

    When I left my apartment, I had decided to splurge on 3 dilly bars. But I get up to the drive-thru window, and the young lady says, what flavor? And I’m like, there’s more than one flavor?

    Dude, I had no idea they had new flavors: chocolate, chocolate mint, Heath, and cherry, oh my. So, I’m like, okay, I’ll take two chocolate and two Heath. Then I pull up and she’s like, if you buy six, you get a better price. What could I do?

    I ate one on the way home. Two more followed. And now I’m an awesomely beached whale. 🙂

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    • Oh man, I would have been all over the heath flavor! There was a dessert called ‘the millionaire’ at a restaurant I visited often. It was 3 cheesecake brownies with two scoops of ice cream, drizzled with fudge and caramel. I think it was meant to feed a party of 4, but I never shared. It made me a little dopey, but it was so good.

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    Drag them ballz on da ground gurl…prance them all around hell I would too…
    Air farts that is the shitts right there!!! Honest that is the best spray ever…when I was in the hospital and got out I still had some and looked them up online or got the number I WANT TO BUY THAT SO IF YOU CAN PLEASE LET ME KNOW … 🙂 NOT THAT I HAVE AIR FARTS MORE LIKE PUFFS LOL
    You are beautiful no matter what but no more breaking bones k my hun….
    Next time for the drink ask for berry flavor that one is my favorite It is not like I like that shitt but berry all the way or even banana is pretty good and the faster you drink it just like a shot but do not stop the more easy it is.. you be talking to a pro at that crap lol…Now the beer sit back and enjoy that one hun…and that man you have….beautiful picture of the both of you
    I could go onnnnnn……..
    Huggs to you hun

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  3. I like this 🙂
    My recent display of strength includes : walking to the shop .. without my (walking) stick! (I prefer to use the word ‘stick’, so I don’t appear as retarded as I feel : sitting in the front seat of the car for 20 minutes … having 15 minutes of reprieve before the itch and the shits kicked in from the 3 brownies I ate 🙂 (but they was sooo good) … and a whole week off’ve sleeping pills!!!
    We are the shit!! (pardon the pun 🙂 )

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