1) Big fuzzy blanket, because one minute she’s dripping with sweat, then the next she’s freezing her proverbial balls off.
2) The most pale legs you’ll ever see.
3) Her body has a difficult enough time making the hair on her head grow, so her leg hair grows in rare patches, much like a Chinese Crested…hamster. She wishes her damn armpits would start going bald.
4) Mug of vegetable stock because today was all kinds of vomitous, biled-butthole awful. The salt will postpone death so she can live to fight another day.
5) Mismatched socks. Who the fuck has the energy to find a matching pair? It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white.
6) Cropped lightweight sweatpants, her second skin. While in these, she considers herself dressed. Well dressed, even.
7) She would like a reprieve.