I am such a happy sad person right now. MC and his spawners took off this morning. This means that I can blow my nose as much as I need to, hack until my lungs are clear, run around dirty in my pajamas, and not have to tiptoe around at night when I have to use the bathroom. I love being alone. Holy shit, IT’S THE BEST. I loved living alone and I’m particularly in love with being alone right now, after three weeks of the nonsense that I married into. It’s like someone pulled a very large splinter out of my brain.
If you need me, I’ll be sucking down a tub of orange juice mixed with gewurztraminer and destroying a pint of peanut butter cup ice cream. I’ve been told this combo is the cure for a sinus infection. Okay, so it’s me telling myself that and I’m the ultimate authority. I can’t argue with that.